The Glow

[We open with Beavis and Butt-Head watching the news on tv.]

Reporter: Our top story tonight, a mysterious glow was spotted just outside of Highland tonight, the cause is still unknown, local residents speculate that it's extraterrestrial activity, while others theorize it's paranormal activity.

Beavis: Hey Butthead, we should go like, look for that glow, Hm he he.

Butthead: Uhhhhh, ok, Uh uhuh uh.

[Moments later, the duo are walking outside to where the glow appeared.]

Beavis: Hey Butthead, he, where we goin' again?

Butthead: Beavis, do I have to smack you upside the head and beat some sense into you? We're going to check out that place where that glow happened.

Beavis: Oh yeah yeah yeah.

Butthead: It was your idea in the first place, Buttknocker.

Beavis: Hey don't call me Buttknocker, Butthead, Hm he, I'm serious.

Butthead: Uhhhh, I wonder what caused that glow, Uhuh uh.

Beavis: Maybe it was a radioactive turd, Hm he.

Butthead: Uhhhhh, that's really stupid Beavis, Buttknocker.

Beavis: Hey stop callin' me Buttknocker, Hm he he.

[The duo arrive at the spot where the glow originated.]

Butthead: Here it is dude.

Beavis: Really, cool.

Butthead: Uhhhh, what the hell is this? Uh uh uh uh. This isn't glow stuff. Uh uh uh uh.

Beavis: It's green though, Hm he he.

Butthead: There's no glow here. Beavis, help me find where that glow came from, Buttknocker, we'll never find out where it came from.

Beavis: Damn it Butthead, stop calling me Buttknocker! Hm he.

[Butthead hits something, and the glow turns back on, revealing all sorts of gadgets.]

Butthead: Whoa, Uhuhuhuh, this is cool, Uhuhuhuh.

Beavis: Hey, check it out, a computer, we can watch porn.

Butthead: Beavis, I told you I'm not letting you touch the computer anymore, now get outta the way, Buttknocker.

Beavis: No way, stop calling me Buttknocker!

Butthead: DAMN IT BEAVIS! GET OU OF THE WAY BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS, BUTTKNOCKER!

Beavis: STOP CALLING ME BUTTKNOCKER!

[Beavis and Butthead begin fighting over the monitor.]

Butthead: Move it, Buttknocker.

Beavis: I'M GONNA KILL YOU, BUTTHEAD!

Butthead: Oh yeah, Uh uh uh uh, you and what other Buttknocker.

Beavis: STOP IT!

Butthead: Buttknocker.

Beavis: SHUT UP!

Butthead: Buttknocker.

Beavis: STOP IT!

Butthead: Buttknocker.

[Peridot walks in and sees the duo.]

Beavis: STOP IT! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[Butthead sees Peridot.]

Butthead: Get off, asswipe. [knocks Beavis off] Uhhh, hey baby, Uh uh uh uh. I'm Butthead.

Peridot: There appears to be an infestation of "Buttheads" in the area.

Butthead: Uhhh, I'm the only Butthead around.

Beavis: I'm Beavis.

Peridot: And how many more "Beavises" and Buttheads" are in the area?

Beavis: Um, he, negative zero or something, Hm he.

Butthead: Uhhhh, there's no negative zero, dumbass, Buttknocker.

Beavis: STOP CALLING ME BUTTKNOCKER!

[Beavis and Butthead continue fighting]

Peridot: This should be rather easy. [She forms her finger blaster and is about to kill the duo with it when the power in her technology runs down.] Oh great, now I have to fix all this. You two got lucky this time. [She takes her equipment and heads to the nearby Warp Pad.]

[The duo stop fighting.]

Beavis: Hey Butthead, where'd that chick go? Hm he.

Butthead: Uhhh, I don't know, but she took that cool stuff, Uhuhuhuh.

Beavis: Maybe she'll be like, back and stuff, Hm he he.

Butthead: Come on Beavis, let's get outta here.

[The duo leave the area.]